Poodles, and the men who love them. The First Posting...

So, this is my first entry into my blog, and the WORLD of blogging. (Insert Eye Roll Here). I've had this thing for a little bit, but I wanted to start out strong with a good posting. First of all let me preface this by saying I'm in College. I'm going to school for graphic design. WELL! I'm old. 27, and going to college. My only solace is that there's a couple people older than me in my class. (Like late 40's/50's or so) Well, one of these oldies sits in front of me. Nice lady, wears elastic waist band pants all the time, but nice. So we're all doing our design projects in class today. Standing around our desks, cutting and pasting like we're back in elementary. (QUIET) And that chick just let's one rip! We're talking juicy 15 second elastic waist band pants splitter.
..............
Nothing.
No one says a thing.
There's a younger kid sitting next to her...
Not even a snicker.

Now, mind you, she's standing right in front of me, ass loaded and pointed at my desk and there's no way I couldn't hear it. But it was loud! For god's sake! And the room was quiet before hand. Didn't anyone else hear it? Or were they all just that polite not to even snicker? She's nice, she's borrowed plenty of stuff out to the class, but everyone (including her) carried on without a word about it.

Cut to me.

I'm turning purple. I'm trying to hold my laughter in, and I thought I was going to bust a lung
(Yeah, more on my lung problems later), and it's just killing me.
Kudos to everyone though for ignoring an embarassing situation. That was nice and polite, and totally unlike people in general, and totally unexpected. Well, either they were being nice, or I was having a flinstones vitamin trip or something, and imagined her tearing ass.
Nope, highly unlikely.
She's so prim and proper though... Like a Mom/Young Grandmother kind of.
Ugh, hilarious though.

Alright, back to god awful homework,

-Justin