Hey kids! Are you depressed because the cancer and death smoking causes stymies your trying to look older, and cool? Well put down your pack of smokes, and pick up a pack of Depends for Teens! Yes! Depends for Teens! Cheaper than your smoking habit, and looks great with your low riding jeans, or baggy low riding Tommy Hilfigers. Won't cause cancer, bathroom breaks, or accidents, and makes you look older than your parents!
When the fly honey's see that the odor and wetness are locked in on the inside, they'll want to get all over your outside.
Girls... Get that J-lo butt, without eating crisco... And guys, your baggy pants never looked baggy-er!
Very imitatible rapper Pee-Diddy loves them! Listen to what he has to say about Depends for Teens: "I can drink a 40, and not have to leave my stoop the entire day! I don't have to go anywhere, but where ever I go, there I am... And there's my Depends to soak it up. Much love to the folks at Depends"
Depends for Teens. It's what's going on all the cool kids today.
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Misc. thoughts, nonsense, and rants from yours truly... Justin Gall. Always entertaining, not always intelligent... But God damn if I'm not an American. Praise Jesus!
About Me
- Justin Gall
- I like spinning around in circles, roller coasters, barbara streisand films and puking.