Seriously, you people give the government waaaay too much credit

Look, the government can't find Bin Laden, they can't balance a budget, they can't even tie their own shoe laces. In fact have you met government employees? Have you gone to the DMV?
Now imagine these people faking a moon landing. Or better yet... Successfully pulling off 9-11 and making it look like terrorists did it.
Does anyone remember what the Government actually tried doing? How about bay of pigs! Iran Contra! Anything in the last 100 years!
SERIOUSLY! People give the government WAAAAAAY too much credit!
The cia can't even find fucking ANY terrorists! They couldn't even find Sadaam!!! Sadaam's handlers took up our government on the reward.
Saying that the government killed JFK, saying that the government orchestrated 9-11, saying that the government has done anything at all is a the most insanely stupid thing I've ever heard in my entire life.
Yeah, fake moon landing (keep hearing about this lately, that's why I bring it up)... It was a joke that the Kennedy clan came up with one Christmas. The billions of dollars that was actually supposed to go to landing on the moon went into planning his own assassination. All that money went into sacred rituals, and the procurement of virgin sacrifices to create that "magic bullet".
You know who creates hoaxes? Bored people. Famous Loch ness monster picture? Turns out it was a boat with a little neck on the top some guy created and pictured. That famous bigfoot video? It WAS a guy in a gorilla suit.
Those are cool hoaxes. Moon landing? Fucking gay. If I had billions of dollars, I would have faked some landing on mars. Or some bad ass made up planet. Why the fucking moon? What did we have to gain from landing on the moon? Honestly I can see the government wasting money on trying to send people to the moon. We totally needed a flag on that moon.
Our government can not accomplish anything. NOTHING!
DO NOT EVEN THINK to give them credit for doing anything as elaborate as that shit. No.
People are so fucking stupid. We need to be more involved in our government, and how this fucking country's run. If we had a brighter breed of gov't official, THEN maybe we could be faking some sweet-ass landings, then using that money on coups that actually succeed.

Oh and one more thing. People who think that the government is trying to hide the existence of aliens from us... Why would they try to hide the existence of e.t.'s? What's the fucking point of hiding aliens? Your mind's would be BLOWN AWAY if you found out that there was visitors to this planet.
We have a fucking color coded terror system (or did till this week), and screening every person with a tan that comes into this country, and making damned sure that we know about it. In the 50's we were looking for communists everywhere, and wanting our citizens to report it to the government, and having public trials of communists, and have been pretty good at issuing a press release if they find fossilized bacteria turds on mars.
But full-on mother fucking aliens in a ship visiting our country. Well that's cool. Don't tell anyone.

Honest to God. People are insanely stupid.