While on the topic of Satan.....

How does hell work?
Think about it... When you die you're... uh... well dead. You cease to be. You get maggots and shit eating your body, you're mind's toast. Your skin, nerves, senses, all become a liquified pile of goo. You're not feeling a god damned thing.
So the common conception of hell is of you, in your body, being tortured.
You know burned, cut, whipped, raped by giant pandas eating sausages watching judge judy. Shit like that.
How is satan torturing your liquified corpse? How are you feeling all that torture without your body and nerves and what not?

I vote for hell being an absence of God, rather than being literally tortured. That or Satan is like one of those obsessive hot-rod restorer type guys and painstakenly reconstructs your body down there, maybe paints some sweet flames, maybe just puts real flames on, whatever... Oh dude it'd be so awesome to get like a chrome exhaust on my tortured hell bound body.
Can you imagine me with a SWEET shiny chrome colon?
Bad-ass